Blogs posted by Fred Willis

Funny Jokes Click title to see entire story * What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeee!* I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.* I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.* Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.* What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.* What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.* My uncle named his dogs Timex and Ro